Ever wondered what your D&D party does when they're not rolling natural 1s at the worst possible moment? Now you can bring their rare moments of relaxation to your workspace with this premium deskmat featuring your beloved band of misfits around a crackling campfire.
Watch as J4X1L SP4D3, the warforged druid who somehow manages to be both metal and granola, tends to a suspicious-looking plant while recounting tales of the forest in perfectly monotone binary. ("I am one with nature. Beep boop.")
Marvel at Grigor Grimtalon, the aarakocra monk whose meditation is constantly interrupted by his own molting feathers falling into the campfire. (Nothing ruins zen quite like the smell of burning plumage.)
Gaze upon Sylvie Duskleaf, the half-elf rogue who's definitely not pickpocketing her sleeping companions—she's just "rearranging their belongings for optimal weight distribution." Sure, Sylvie. Sure.
And don't miss Taffy Amascient, the Eladrin Paladin whose seasonal mood swings mean they're either blessing the campfire food, challenging it to a duel, weeping over its beauty, or using it to craft elaborate shadow puppets.
Beautifully illustrated in rich detail against the eerie backdrop of the Sunless Citadel, this deskmat provides the perfect surface for your mouse, keyboard, and those snacks you shouldn't be eating near your electronics. (We know. We won't tell.)
"Almost as comfortable as sitting on cold stone in a forgotten underground ruin!"
Dimensions: Large enough to hold your gaming setup and your emotional investment in fictional characters.
Material: Spill-resistant fabric that's seen fewer disasters than your party's last encounter with a gelatinous cube.
