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# Team Broccoli Tee

$18.50

Team Broccoli Official Tee: Druidic Nutrition Facts

Unleash your inner vegetable vigilante with the official Team Broccoli tee featuring J4X3L SP4D3, the most nutritionally informative druid in the realm! This shirt doesn't just make a fashion statement—it makes a fiber statement.

"Broccoli contains more protein than steak... if you eat 14 pounds of it."

"Dragons fear broccoli because they can't metabolize sulforaphane. That's just science."

"I turned a goblin army into a salad bar once. You're welcome."

Side text: "Roll for fiber absorption."

Perfect for intimidating clerics with inferior vegetables, establishing dominance at farmer's markets, or simply letting everyone at the gaming table know who has the superior nutritional wisdom.

Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous plant growth, uncontrollable urges to lecture strangers about vitamin K, and advantage on all constitution saving throws.

Team Broccoli: Because sometimes the real monster was scurvy all along.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

# Team Broccoli Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements listed here. There may be a slight variation in product dimensions of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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